Old old magician’s joke

A magician is looking for a new female assistant for his magic act.

He puts and ad in the local newspaper and gets three applicants for the job.

As a test, he gives each small sum of cash and sends them to a magic shop to buy a suitable trick for his show.

The first girl comes back with the Brainwave Deck. The magician thinks, “Hmmm… she’s likes mental effects with strong cognitive impact.”

The second one comes back with a Zombie ball. The magician thinks, “Not bad. This girl prefers routines that are showy, elegant, and classic.”

The third girl came back with the Vanishing Bird Cage. “Wow,” thinks the magician, “This girl understands the importance of family-oriented routines that involve children up on stage, and that gets to the hearts of the parents.

So… who does he hire?
Answer: The one with the biggest breast size.


About blueridgemagiciansring320

Secretary of Ring 320 of the International Brotherhood of Magicians located in the Western Virginia.
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